We had no idea what this was. INTERNET, WHAT IS THIS?
Next time, on Items Mistaken for Penises…
Fuzzy caveman slippers. BUT WAIT— they also vibrate.
Mouse shoes. Cow fur, spotted, beady-eyed mouse shoes. They’re cute as shit. (L: Paprika, R: Basil)
Kitty fetus cake pan. You cannot unsee it.
An antler cribbage board!
Glittery prism with a pine cone and sequins floating around inside it, snowglobe-style. Mmm.
Gypsy pig will tell your fortune.
In your future, I see… bad decisions… involving thrift stores…
Thanks to my thrifting buddy Jessie for modeling this for me.
From what we gathered, someone got a brand new embroidery machine and just went to down with it. Derpy hummingbirds for daaays.
